In this conceptual shoot for AARP Magazine, James Worrell takes on the clock. First of all, I’m not sure who is having sexy-time at 8pm. Especially when ‘William and Kate: Inside the Royal Marriage’ is on. Second of all, just thinking about doing yoga at 6am is stressful. Especially after all the red wine and royal intrigue from the night before. I think the real key to longevity comes from just ignoring the experts because they make you feel like you’re not a successful human being. Which is way worse than just not giving a damn.